A young couple were in their honeymoon suite and getting ready for their wedding night. They were both feeling turned on, and were looking forward to their first night as man and wife.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, suddenly threw his pants to his new bride.
He said, “Here, put these on.”
Unexpected consequences
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body, so the pants just dropped to the ground.
“Too big! Looks like I can’t wear your pants,” she said.
“That’s right,” said the husband, puffing his chest. “And don’t you ever forget it. I’m the one who wears the pants in this family.”
The woman raised her eyebrows. Suddenly she threw him her panties and said, “Here, try these on.”
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
“Hell,” he said. ”I can’t get into your panties!”
She replied, “That’s right…and that’s the way it is going to stay until you change your attitude.”
This girl sure knows to respect herself! SHARE if you think she did the right thing!