Little Anna was not the best student in Sunday school. She never took an interest in religious studies, and usually she slept through class.
One day, the teacher had had enough of her snoring, so she asked her a question to get her attention.
The teacher said, “Tell me, Anna, who created the universe?”
When Anna didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a sharp pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted Anna.
The teacher said, “Very good,” and Anna fell back to sleep.
Unexpected reply
A while later the teacher asked Anna, “Who is our Lord and Savior?”
Anna didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with the pin again.
“JESUS CHRIST!” shouted Anna.
The teacher said, “Very good,” and Anna fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Anna a third question, “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Anna jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!”
The teacher fainted.
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