So, since Christmas is coming, I found on the site someecards over 15 penis-inspired products, which your friends I’m sure would be happy to have. To be honest they are funny and cute — you might want to try them yourself.
The goods are from Amazon.com, so just click on them if you are interested in buying!
1. Time to bake some penis… I mean cookies.
2. Feel what it’s like to be a dick-face this Christmas!
3. This ice-weiners would go great in my gin & tonic!
4. Celebrate the New Year — have a giant inflatable penis-balloon strapped to your waist!
5. …This one is actually quite cute!
6. Now you can literally make your friends eat a Bag of Dicks!
7. These earrings will show your friends how much you know them.
8. THERE ARE SLIPPERS!
9. Penis-soaps are apparently the latest trend…
10. Do you know someone who would enjoy these lipsticks?
11. Perfect for the couch or the bed! A soft dick to rest on.
12. Okay, I would actually buy this! Imagine the face on your guests after serving them these eggs!
13. Penis-confetti for an extraordinary New Year’s celebration!
14. A giant penis cake mold…
15. Slippers again… and these ones have a hard-on! We all know that person who would love a pair for Christmas!
We all have a friend who would love one of these for Christmas! Tag that person or share this article to let them know! I’m sure they’ll appreciate it!