On a sunny weekend morning, Kimberly was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. She was wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.
Her husband Steven was watching a hockey game on TV.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Kimberly yelled, “Steven! Come here at once and take me on the kitchen counter!”
Her husband’s eyes lit up as he thought, “Either I’m still dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, he sprinted to the kitchen.
He embraced her and passionately gave it his all; right there and then.
Pulled up his pants
After their intense love-making session, Kimberly said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Panting, Steven said, “Wow, you’re amazing, honey. But tell me, what was that all about?”
She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”
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