Larry had just gotten home from a terrible day at work. He walked into the bathroom, and was surprised to find his wife standing there, completely naked except for her panties.
She was happily inspecting herself in the mirror.
Grumpy reaction
He told her in an annoyed voice, “What are you doing in here? You’re in my way, I need to use the bathroom.”
She turned to him with a beaming smile and said, “Honey, you’re home! I went to the doctor today for my check-up, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25-year-old!”
“Is that right,” Larry said in a skeptical tone, “and what did he say about your 50 year old ass?”
She replied, “Frankly, dear, your name never came up.”
I think her reply was absolutely amazing! Now that’s what I call a comeback! Share if you agree!