Glorious payback
One morning while making breakfast, Leonard walked up to his wife, pinched her on her butt and said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your belts.”
While this was on the edge of intolerable, the patient wife decided to reply with silence. She decided not to bite back, and instead took a few deep breaths to relax.
The next morning, Leonard woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bras.”
The woman had had more than enough, so she rolled over and took a firm grip on his manhood.
With a death grip in place, she said, “You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother!”
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