Dirty joke: Truck driver gives $200 to sexy blonde for a special favor

Once in a while, you hear a joke that’s just clever. It’s not always easy to laugh, but if you have a good sense of humor, you can always see the funny side of things, even if the joke hits close to home, or makes fun of a particular group of people.

For example, blonde jokes, there are thousands of jokes describing blondes as a little clumsy or stupid. Of course, that’s not the case, your hair color has nothing to do with intelligence. The funny story below is about a blonde, and most of you probably know where this is going.

The big-breasted blonde Karen was driving her car towards Los Angeles. She had about two hours left until she got there.

She was looking for a place to make a quick stop and saw a truck on the side of the road. Once closer, she noticed that a man standing next to the truck was waving at her.

I’ll give you $200

Karen pulled next to the truck and asked what was going on.

“Are you on your way to LA?” the driver wondered.

“Yeah, I think so,” Karen replied.

“That’s hella good, could you do me a favor? You’ll get 200 bucks for your trouble,” the driver said.

“Sure, but like… what kind of favor do you want?” Karen asked.

The monkeys need to go

The driver nodded and walked to the back of his truck.

“Well, I have two monkeys in here,” he said as he opened the back of the truck.

“I was taking them to LA’s zoo, but as you can see, my truck broke down. I won’t be able to fix it for a while, and the monkeys need to be there as soon as possible. Can you take them there for me?”

The blonde thought about it for a minute and answered.

“Like… yeah okay, I’ll take them.”

So the driver helped Karen putting the monkeys in her back seat, and then she took off.

Couldn’t believe his eyes

Later, that evening, the driver finally arrived in Los Angeles. As he was on his way to the zoo to finish some paperwork, he saw Karen crossing the street and he couldn’t believe his eyes. Both monkeys were holding her hands while walking towards a movie theater.

The driver, furious, screamed at her.

“What the hell are you doing?! I gave you $200 to take them to the zoo!!

Karen, with a smile on her face, answered calmly.

“And I did! But like… after the zoo we had some cash left, so now we’re going to the movies!”

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