Dirty joke: Young couple gets banned from church for having sex

Dirty joke: Young couple gets banned from church for having sex

Rules can be tricky. Some of them are silly and unnecessary, while others are there for a good reason. We have thousands of unspoken rules in our society, and if you break them, you’d better be prepared to suffer the consequences.

That’s exactly what this funny story is about. I laughed out loud when I got to the ending, and so did my hubby when I showed it to him!

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Stephanie and David were a young newlywed couple, and they were completely inseparable. One sunny morning, as they were planning their future together at the breakfast table, they realized that they wanted to join a church.

After finishing their cereal and morning routine, they went to their local church and asked how to join and take part in church life.

The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks, to show that you are serious about your faith.”

Eager to explore their spirituality, the couple agreed.

Two weeks later

The pastor asked them, “Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?”

David dropped his head. “Pastor, I’m afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,” the young man replied.

“I see. What happened?” inquired the pastor.

“Well, you see, my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I couldn’t stop admiring her beautiful body. I was overcome with lust, lifted her skirt, pulled down her panties and took her right then and there.”

The pastor frowned and replied, “You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church.”

“I understand,” said the young man, “We’re not welcome at the grocery store anymore either.”

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