An elderly couple in love is precious thing, and many people claim that their sex lives improve as they get older. This couple decided to relive their wild youth, but things didn’t exactly go according to plan…
I have no idea if this story is true or not (I sure hope it isn’t!), but you have to agree that it is simply hilarious. I can guarantee that it will leave you with a smile – I couldn’t stop laughing when I read the last line and realized what had happened. Whoever want a good laugh should read this story!
Jim leans over the diner table and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”
“Yes,” she says, “I remember it as if it was yesterday.”
“How about taking a stroll around there again and do it for old time’s sake?” he asks.
A mischievous smile spreads over her face. “Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!”
A young police officer sitting in the next booth hears their conversation. He chuckles and thinks to himself, “I’ve got to see these two old-timers going at it against a fence. Aren’t they too old for that? I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble.”
So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
Just like old times
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his pants. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in… Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn’t know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, “This is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.”
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, “Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?”
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, “50 years ago, that damn fence wasn’t electric…”
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