Lady reveals that she sells tampons, man behind her says 8 words that make her spit out her drink

Being able to find the fun in everyday situations is an invaluable skill. Even if things aren’t looking up, you can still smile at life and take it in stride. Humor is great for coping with tricky and uncomfortable situations.

I think we should all try to lighten up a bit and not take ourselves so seriously. The man in this story was in an unusual situation, and decided to improvise and respond with some dirty humor. The ending sure made me laugh!

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. The sun was glinting off the clubs in her bag, and she was drinking some water while eyeing up her next shot.

He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing.

She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole, and you’re one hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.”

He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened, and once more he approached the lady with the same request.

She said, “I’m on the 14th, you are one hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.”

Once again he thanked her.

Chaos in the club house

He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, “Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.”

He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.

She replied, “If I told you, you would laugh.”

“No, I wouldn’t,” he said.

She said, “I sell tampons.”

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

“See, I knew you would laugh,” she said, and sipped her drink, smiling.

“That’s not what I’m laughing at,” he replied. “I’m a toilet paper salesman, so I’m STILL one hole behind you!”

The woman was so shocked that she spat out her drink!

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