Lenny and Elsa are an elderly couple who have been happily married for 40 years. However, lately they were having some trouble in the bedroom. The reason why is simple: at his age, Lenny had a hard time keeping his soldier at full salute.
But he wasn’t one to give up easily, and he was a creative man who was always looking to solve any problems he came across.
One passionate evening
One Friday evening, after a delicious dinner and some red wine, they were both really in the mood for a roll in the hay.
The passion started to heat up, and they got down to business. However, Lenny had some trouble getting it in.
After a few failed attempts, he went out in the hallway and fetched a small shoehorn. He went back into the bedroom, put his wrinkly member on the shoehorn and slowly and carefully inserted it.
Then one of the ovaries said to the other:
“This has got to be the last time; now it’s coming in on a stretcher!”
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