It’s long been said that the oldest profession is prostitution. But is that really the case?
I think both hunters and gatherers must have come first. But what do I know, I’m not an anthropologist. I just write jokes on the internet…
The story below is about the oldest profession, and I really liked the last line. I hope you do as well!
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What came first?
A mason, a gardener, and an electrician were fighting. They were arguing about one question – what is the world’s oldest profession?
Mason: “Our profession is clearly the oldest. We were instrumental in building the Tower of Babel.”
Gardener: “No way, my profession is older. We were the ones who planted in the Garden of Eden.”
Electrician: “Stop arguing, you fools! We are the oldest profession in the world. God once said, ‘Let there be light!’ From then on, electricians started working!”
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