Dirty joke: Matthew asks his Dad an embarrassing question

Sometimes kids are much more aware of the situation than we think. They can even outsmart us from time to time. Sure, you might feel a little ashamed โ€“ but it is important not to underestimate the little devils!

Their cheekiness is something to admire. I cracked up after reading the punch line of todayโ€™s funny story and almost had my morning coffee coming out my nose. I think youโ€™ll like it as well!

One noon at a family home, a father was finishing some chores in the kitchen. Suddenly little Matthew, his 6-year-old son, walks in. He sat down at the table with a very concerned look.

โ€œIs something wrong son?โ€ The father wondered.

โ€œHmmโ€ฆ yeah,โ€ Matthew replied. โ€œWhat do you call it when one person sleeps on top of another?โ€

The father, immediately embarrassed by his question got red like a tomato. He felt that it was a bit early to have the conversation about flowers and bees, but at the same time, he didnโ€™t want to lie to his son.

โ€œItโ€™s called making love,โ€ He replied cautiously.

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โ€œNo, I donโ€™t think thatโ€™s it,โ€ said Matthew.

Kids are hilarious

The dad got even more embarrassed.

โ€œItโ€™s also called coitus,โ€ he said.

โ€œNo, not that either,โ€ said the son.

โ€œWhat is he up to?โ€ thought the father, who gave up on being polite.

โ€œAlright, itโ€™s called fucking!โ€

Matthew drew a huge smile and said:

โ€œNow I remember! It was bunk beds!โ€

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