Dirty Joke: Monica warms her husband’s hands

Funny stories and dirty jokes have been passed between generations since time immemorial. The classics are so for a reason, their context might be different, but the punchline remains the same.

Jokes always help lighten the mood no matter the situation. A well-timed dirty joke can put a smile on the crankiest person.

I came across the one below while browsing the web not too long ago, and I thought it was so funny that I had to share it with youโ€” I hope you enjoy it!

The young and newly in love couple Matthew and Monica went on their first holiday together.

As it was winter, they jointly decided that their first trip would be to the Alpes.

Time to chop wood

However, when they arrived at their cabin, they realized that the fireplace needed lumber to warm up the place.

Matthew wanted to show off his best side, so he went out to chop wood in the freezing weather without batting an eye. When he finished, he came back shaking.

“Honey, here is some wood to keep us warm, but my hands are freezing!”

She says, “No worries, my strong lumberjack, put them here between my thighs, and that will warm them up.”

Monica warms his hands

The couple had a really cozy time in the cabin, but after lunch, they realized that the wood had already run out.

Matthew ventured once more into the snow to chop down more wood so the couple wouldn’t freeze to death in the cabin.

“Man, my hands are really freezing!” Matthew said.

“Then what are you waiting for? Put them between my legs again, so you don’t freeze your fingers off,” replied Monica in a sexy voice.

“For crying out loud”

However, after dinner, the couple ran out of wood once more. Matthew sighed, got his coat, and went out to chop wood to get them through the night.

When he returned, he complained, “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!”

Monica looked at him and said, “For crying out loud! Don’t your ears ever get cold?”

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