We’ve all gone through rough patches in our lives, and we’ve all had moments where it seemed there was no hope. But it’s true what they say – time heals all wounds.
And as time passes, our lives get better again, but sometimes the past can come back to haunt us in unexpected ways.
That’s exactly what happened to the woman in this funny story – and I couldn’t help but laugh at the last line!
Mary is pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into a bank to withdraw some money. But suddenly, robbers storm through the entrance – the bank is being held up. The robbery goes wrong and she gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.
Mary gets rushed to the hospital, where she sees a doctor who tells her that her children will be all right.
However, it isn’t possible to remove the bullets. But the doctor assures her that one day, the bullets will simply come out.
15 years later
15 years later, one of her triplets, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says “MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!”
So Mary sits down with her daughter and tells her the story of what happened 15 years ago.
The next day, her second daughter runs out of the bathroom and says the same thing, “MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!”
Mary sits down with her second daughter and tells the story of what happened 15 years ago.
On the third day, her son runs up to her says “MOM, MOM!”
She smiles and asks, “Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?”
The boy replies, “No, I was jerking off and suddenly I shot the dog!”
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