Man thinks his wife should get a liposuction – her payback is glorious!

Man thinks his wife should get a liposuction – her payback is glorious!

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. If you criticize others when the same words could be said about yourself, then it’s going to come back and bite you in the long run. The man in this story learned that the hard way!

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Glorious payback

One morning while making breakfast, Leonard walked up to his wife, pinched her on her butt and said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your belts.”

While this was on the edge of intolerable, the patient wife decided to reply with silence. She decided not to bite back, and instead took a few deep breaths to relax.

The next morning, Leonard woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bras.”

The woman had had more than enough, so she rolled over and took a firm grip on his manhood.

With a death grip in place, she said, “You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother!”

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