5 year old Emma had wanted a bicycle for months, and she was overjoyed when she got a brand new blue one for Christmas.
Little Emma was a quick learner, and soon she was biking along without having to use training wheels. She spent much of her time racing up and down her street, but she soon got bored of biking in the same place over and over, so she decided to out and explore the neighborhood.
After a few minutes of cycling, she was surprised to see a cop riding on a towering horse. She loved horses, so she biked up to the police officer and said hi.
Not the reply he was expecting
The cop on the horse raised his eyebrows, leaned down and asked Emma, “That’s a nice bike you’ve got there. Did Santa get you that?”
“Yes,” Emma replied proudly.
The cop frowned and said, “Well, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!”
He took out his notebook and handed her a traffic ticket for $5.
Emma examined the ticket for a few seconds, and then looked up at the cop and said, “That’s a nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa get you that?”
The cop chuckled and replied, “He sure did!”
“Well,” she said, “next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
Now there’s a kid with gumption! SHARE if you laughed!