On a dark and rainy day, there’s nothing quite like curling up on the couch with cozy, warm blankets. That’s also my favorite time to read jokes and funny stories – they never fail to cheer me up and make up for the gray weather outside.
I found this story earlier today. When I read it, my husband could hear my laughter all the way from the bedroom. I hope it will cheer you up as well!
Mrs. Anderson was teaching a third grade class at a Minnesota school. They were discussing the future; what it meant to be an adult, and what responsibilities they would have as they grew older.
Mrs. Anderson then asked her students what they wanted to be when they grew up. She was hoping for answers like teacher, doctor, police officer and fireman.
Little Johnny eagerly raised his hand, and the teacher nodded to him to speak.
Little Johnny said, “I wanna be a billionaire. I wanna go to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me and give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks. I want an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, an Infinite Visa Card, a private jet so that I can go with her wherever we want to, and to make love to her three times a day.”
Mrs. Anderson was taken aback and completely lost for words. She was absolutely furious with Johnny over what he had said, and didn’t want the other kids listening to him and taking after him. She thought that confronting him would only make him and his words more cool in his classmates’ eyes.
Instead, she decided to ignore him.
“Okay, so who else knows what they want to be when they grow up?”
Little Susie raised her hand.
“Yes, Susie?” Mrs. Anderson said.
Susie happily replied:
“I wanna be Johnny’s bitch!”
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