Dirty joke: 18-year-old student will do “anything” to pass his exam

Most youngsters today have become lazy after letting technology do everything for them. Things become automatic, and taking advantage of progress is always important – maybe someday schooling will be fully integrated into everyone’s smartphone.

However, it doesn’t work like that. Of course, there are young students that are incredibly diligent and want to succeed, but the rest are not that interested in putting the required work in. Without knowing exactly the consequences, I guess the fact that, nowadays, we hardly need to think for ourselves, has something to do with it.

There are people who are constantly looking for shortcuts in life. We’ve all done it once or twice. However, it didn’t go as planned for the young woman in this (fictional) funny story. I couldn’t stop laughing when I got to the end!

An 18-year-old student hadn’t done very well through the last year of school. The upcoming test was extremely important for her, however, studying and trying to learn was not her style.

So one day, she visited her teacher’s office while he was correcting other tests. The 18-year-old had tight jeans and a tiny tank-top. She locked the door and slowly leaned into the teacher’s desk so he could get a clear look of her cleavage.

“I will do anything”

The student, with a seductive smile on her face, looked straight into her teacher’s eyes and said:

“I will do anything to pass the test next week!”

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She bit her lips and said it again in her most sensual voice:

“I mean it, anything, I will do ANYTHING to pass the test.”

The teacher looked up.

“Anything?” he asked curiously.

“Anything!” answered the student.

Winks at him

His voice immediately becomes more interested.

“You really mean anything?”

“Yes, the student silently screams. Whatever you want!”

“Whatever I want?!”

The young woman smiles, winks at him and leans further toward the teacher. He then bends towards her and whispers in her ear.

“The how about you… STUDY!?”

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