Funny story: Fireman introduces a new system for making passionate love to his wife

Giving constructive criticism is a tricky business. Being loud and harsh seldom works. It’s better to try being diplomatic and making sure that you lay things out in a helpful and non-confronting way.

The same rule applies when it comes to bedroom activities. Telling someone that they’re bad in bed seldom leads to good results. It’s better to give concrete examples of things that could be improved, and how to do it.

I found this story online earlier today. It made me laugh like a maniac, and I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is double joy!

Smart system

John had recently started working as a fireman. He comes home from work one day and tells his wife:

“Things are so organized at the fire station! We have this wonderful system:
bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole; bell 3 rings, we’re on the trucks.”

He continues, “From now on, we’re going to run this house the same way. When I say bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say bell 3, we’re going to make passionate love.”

His wife thinks that this sounds like a good plan.

The next night, John comes home from work and yells, “Bell 1!”
His wife takes off her clothes.

“Bell 2!” and his wife jumps into bed.

“Bell 3!” and they begin to make love.

After two minutes, his wife yells, “Bell 4!”

“What’s bell 4?” the husband asks.

“More hose,” she replies, “you’re nowhere near the fire!”

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