Never underestimate the intelligence of a woman – that’s a lesson I learned from my mom and grandma. When they really wanted something and put their mind to it, there wasn’t a thing in the world that could stop them!
Something we all want in our lives is a bit of intimacy. And the ingenious woman in this story sure knows just how to get it!
If this story made you laugh or smile, please pass it on – laughter is the best medicine!
Lucy was sitting in a doctor’s examining room, rocking a baby in her arms, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, and she noticed he was quite the handsome man – he looked strong, kind and intelligent.
He carefully examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal.
Wanting to find out the reason for the baby’s low weight, the doctor asked if the baby was breastfed or bottle-fed.
“Breastfed,” Lucy replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist and we’ll have a look,” the handsome doctor asked.
She did so.
After she had stripped, the doctor sat down next to her.
He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination. Despite herself, Lucy blushed during the long procedure.
Motioning for her to get dressed, the doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight! You don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.”
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