A colleague told me this funny story earlier today. Everyone at the lunch table had a big laugh, and I just had to share it with you.
A brand new type of store, one that sells men, has just opened. Women can go there to buy a husband, with a huge selection of men.
The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper goes higher in the building.
However, there’s a catch. When you open the door to any floor you can choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you can’t go back down except to exit the building completely.
So one day, 3 women go to the shopping center to find a husband…
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs.
The women read the sign and say to one another, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?”
So up they go. The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.
One woman remarks to the other, “That’s better than being unemployed and loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?”
And up they go again. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good-looking.
“Hmm, that’s even better,” they say, “but we’re still just on the third floor. I wonder what’s upstairs?”
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and they help out with the housework.
“Wow!” exclaims one of the women.
Another one says, “Yes, very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!”
And again they head up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
“Oh, dear Lord! But just think… what must be awaiting further on?”
So up to the sixth floor they go.
The sixth floor sign reads:
“Floor 6 – You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your right…”
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