Wife gives 9 year old daughter DNA test, 5 seconds later the unexpected results make her faint

We all make mistakes – that’s just an unavoidable fact of life. And when mistakes happen due to miscommunications and misunderstandings, things can really go south quickly.

The story below is a perfect example of just that. Maria was starting to suspect that something was wrong with her daughter, and when she found out the unexpected truth, she… well, I won’t spoil the ending for you, so make sure to read to the end.

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Maria was in a loving marriage, and she was happy with her life. However, she had started to suspect that something was very wrong.

Everyone in her and her husband’s family had dark hair, but their 9 year old daughter’s hair was bright red. After thinking about it for a while, she finally decided to get a DNA test for their child.

The results

When she got the results back, she was shocked to see that her husband wasn’t the father – and she wasn’t the mother! Their daughter was from completely different parents.

Maria spent the afternoon thinking about how she would break the news to her husband. Nothing would ever be the same again. Finally, she decided to just tell him as he was watching football.

She said to him, “Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.”

He replied, “What’s up?”

“Well, according to the DNA test results, we’re not our daughter’s parents.”

Her husband replied, “You silly goose, of course we aren’t!”

Maria looked at him, stunned and confused.

Her husband continued, “Well, don’t you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. You said: ‘Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.’”

The wife fainted!

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