John gets strange sex advice from his doctor – 1 hour later, everything goes to hell in a handbasket

I love a good dirty joke every now and then. I found this one earlier today on the net, and I literally spat out my drink when I read the last line. I haven’t laughed so hard in ages!

Warning: this story is raunchy and not for the faint-hearted. Reader beware!

John and his wife were in a loving marriage, but he was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.

Strange advice

The doctor said, “It’s nothing to be ashamed of, this is in fact a very common problem. And luckily for you, there’s an easy solution.”


John urged him to continue, “But how, doc?”

The doctor replied, “When you feel that you are about to ejaculate, try startling yourself. It needs to be something really scary. Do this and you will stave off the orgasm.”

That same day John went to a sporting goods store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try the new technique, he ran home to his wife.

When he came home he was surprised to find his wife in bed, naked and waiting. John got into bed with her and started to cuddle, putting the starter pistol under the pillow.

Things started to heat up, and they found themselves in the 69 position. Moments later he felt the sudden urge to ejaculate, so he reached under the pillow and fired off the starter pistol into the ceiling.

The aftermath

The next day John sat in his doctor’s waiting room, looking glum.

When the doctor admitted him, he asked, “So, how did it go?”

John answered, “Well, I startled myself and didn’t have a premature ejaculation.”

The doctor said, “That’s excellent news! But why the long face?

John replied, “Well, we were in the 69 position, she was on top. When I fired the pistol my wife bit my penis, she crapped in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!”

I admit, this was a really crude one, but I laughed so hard that I just couldn’t keep it to myself! SHARE if you laughed!