The Poop Knife is finally here – for those who give birth to massive "logs"

The Poop Knife is finally here – for those who give birth to massive “logs”

Everyone goes number two, yet no one seems to speak about it. Of course, it’s not a pleasant conversation. Although it’s a natural process and nothing to be ashamed of, it’s understandable for people to avoid the topic.

What can be really embarrassing is clogging a toilet that you know other people will use.

Worry not, the solution to that problem is here, and its name is The Poop Knife, the site Shared reports.

I have never needed something to cut feces at home. But apparently, it’s not uncommon for households to have a knife to cut down big and fibery “logs”.

The viral Reddit post that inspired “The Poop Knife” was born thanks to a confession from the user LearnedButt:

I was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife. My family poops big. Our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out, ‘Hey, can you get me the poop knife?’ I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.”

“The Poop Knife is One of a kind”

On the website, the company describes its product:

Do you, your friends, or your family poop big?? Do those logs sometimes need a little help going down? Endlessly spinning poops will mock you from the toilet vortex no more! 🚽.

Never to be mistaken for a box opener again 📦, this poop knife is one of a kind – made from metal-reinforced silicone it is strong, hygienic, and easy to clean. 💦* Guaranteed not to turn into a rusty punji stick. Be a samurai of the porcelain poo-poo platter. ⚔️”

The Poop Knife
Image source: OPK

“I was SO happy”

Despite its very unusual and somewhat embarrassing use, the knife is a massive success online.

“I was literally SO happy to find this thread. No lie. I thought it was just me (and my one brother). We had to take “kondramol” (sp) as kids, and as an adult, I’ve stopped up toilets from NY to Florida when I was without the ‘cutter.” writes a happy user.

You can purchase The Original Poop Knife on Amazon.

The number two knife
Image source: OPK

This doesn’t sound like the most sanitary thing to have at home, but if you think about it, there’s also a toilet brush, so why not extend your arsenal with a poop slicer? It’s good to always be prepared.

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