Douchebag Chad marries woman from Detroit – 3 days later he realizes his disastrous mistake

One of the most important things when it comes to getting along at home is that both husband and wife help out with the chores. You know, cleaning, taking care of the laundry, doing the dishes and stuff like that. Even though some of those activities can sometimes be a bit relaxing, it’s not exactly something you look forward to.

In the past, women took care of almost all the housework, but thankfully we live in a more modern age – and I think most people are splitting up the housework pretty evenly these days.

That’s how it is at our place at least. It feels like a given!

This funny story is about 3 men who were of a different opinion. They all told their wives that keeping the house clean was women’s work – and the last wife’s reaction is absolutely priceless!

3 men are sitting together on a park bench, enjoying the sunny weather and bragging about their wives.

The first man, Dick, said to his friends that he married a woman from Minneapolis. He bragged that he had told her in no uncertain terms:

“When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”
He didn’t see any changes on the first day. But on the second day, the house was clean and tidy.

Then the second man, Brandon, told the men on the bench that he married a woman from Dallas, and had said to her:

“When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean, the laundry done, and I want food ready on the table.”
On the first day he didn’t see any changes, and not on the second day either.

But on the third day, it was as he had asked.

Unexpected reply

The third man, Chad, told them that he married a woman from Detroit, and had said to her:

“As a woman, it’s your job to do the laundry, mow the lawn, clean the house and have dinner ready at 6 PM when I get back from work. And do you really want to wear that today? You know I hate purple.”

On the first day he didn’t see anything, and not on the second or third day either.

On the fourth day, he could see a little bit with his left eye, and had just enough mobility in his right hand to make himself a sandwich and put the dishes in the dishwasher…

Never mess with a woman, especially if she’s from Detroit! SHARE this if you laughed!