A wealthy man was having an affair with a beautiful Italian woman for several years.
One night, during a steamy rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant, and that the baby was his.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, the man told her that he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet and on the down-low, he told her to send him a postcard, and write “Spaghetti” on the back. He would then arrange for child support through an Italian bank account.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
“Honey,” she said, “you received a very strange postcard today.”
“Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,” he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written, “Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Two with meatballs and one without. Send extra sauce.”
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