It was late at night, a burglar broke into a beautiful villa. He turned on his flashlight to explore the massive living room. “Time to look for valuables,” he thought, but suddenly he heard a whispering voice.
“Jesus knows you’re here!”
The thief almost jumped out of his skin, he immediately turned off the flashlight and stood still. After being silent for a while, he shook his head and retook his pursuit of valuable goods.
Finds a parrot
At the moment he lifted a stereo and started pulling out the cords when he heard the voice again.
“Jesus is watching you!”
He jumped again and started searching around with his flashlight. Trying to find the source of the whispers. Finally, he saw in the corner of the room, a parrot.
“Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?” asked the burglar.
“Yes,” said the parrot. “Just trying to warn you, Jesus is watching you right now!”.
“Warn me? said the man while chuckling. What‘s your name?”
“Moses,” said the bird.
“Moses?!” laughed the thief. “What kind of person names a parrot Moses?!”
“I don‘t know,” replied the bird. “I guess the same kind of person who names their Rottweiler Jesus…”
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