You can now buy a “chocolate penis” for Valentine’s Day – with scrotum included!

The company behind this X-rated idea goes by the similarly X-rated name Dick At Your Door. Adam Hascall founded the company in 2014, after having made penis-shaped chocolate his garage with a friend and then sending them to his friends as a hilarious prank.

9 inch chocolate dong

This lewd piece of candy is available in both white and dark chocolate. It’s 9 inches long (23 cm), has a circumference of 7 inches and weighs in at 8 ounces.

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For 20 dollars, you can send this penis to anyone along with a hand-written card, where you can write something funny or fess up to who ordered the “package”.

Should not be used as a sex toy

The website is very clear on that fact that although it may look like a penis, it’s only meant to be eaten, since it may otherwise break.

1 dollar from each sale goes towards prostate cancer research, so it’s for a good cause – as if making people laugh wasn’t a good cause already!

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