Good friends keep each other’s secrets, and even take them to the grave. That’s exactly what these nuns did – but when they are forced to share, I can’t help but laugh out loud!
There’s something incredibly funny about lewd jokes about nuns and other people who are supposed to always be “proper” and virtuous. I can’t help but be impressed by people who vow never to partake in carnal pleasures, but we’re all human after all, and we all have needs and desires.
I found this story earlier today and I just had to share it with you. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so be sure to send this on to someone whose day you want to brighten!
4 nuns go to Heaven
A bus full of nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of Heaven and meet St. Peter.
St. Peter says to them, “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line.”
And they do so.
St. Peter turns to the first nun in the line and asks her, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?”
The sister responds, “Well, there was this one time… that I kinda sorta… touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…”
St. Peter says, “Alright sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.”
She does so, and is let into Heaven.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?”
“Well…. there was this one time… that I held one for a moment…”
“Alright sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.”
She does so, and is let into Heaven.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another!
St. Peter sees this and asks the nun, “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!”
Sister Susan responds, “Well, if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
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