81-year-old joins a nudist club – but this strange rule makes him panic

Sometimes, it’s good to take a break from everyday life and just straight up laugh at a good joke. Dirty jokes, while always unexpected, are often a bit prohibited, which makes them extra fun.

I don’t know if you have heard this joke before, but it cracked me up when I read it – so I had to share it. A good laugh will make you live longer and the shared joy is a double joy!

Harry was an 81-year-old man who felt that his love life was not that great, so he decided to join a nudist club to try his luck.

“Did you call for me?”

Harry attended the nudist club dressed up with his birth suit, he was exploring around a bit at the club. Suddenly, before him, a young, super-sexy woman appeared in front of him, gorgeous and without a wrinkle on her body.

Harry reacted by getting a magnificent erection, something that did not escape the woman.

“Did you call for me?” she asked.

“No, I’m a new member and just came here”, Harry stumbled.

“You must be new here; let me explain. It’s a rule here that if I give you an erection, you have called for me” the woman replied while laying on top of him.

Harry didn’t want to break the rules on his first visit so he went to work. After they had sex both went their merry way and Harry headed to the sauna. Just as he settled down he farted pretty loudly.

Rushing to the front desk

Then a really well-trained, massive man with a humongous erection walked down to Harry and told him: -“Did you call for me?” asked the muscular mountain.

“No, I’m a new member and just came here”, Harry stumbled.

“If you’re new, you might not have learned all the rules yet, but if you fart it means you called for me”, said the man.

“But you have been here just a couple of hours”

Harry, without being able to do anything, witnessed how the man walked up to him, bent him forward and had sex with him. Afterward, Henry rushed to the front desk to end his membership.

“What?! You’ve been here just a couple of hours, you may not have discovered anything we have yet to offer”, said the surprised receptionist. But Henry was very determined in his reply.

“Listen to me, I’m 81 years old! I’ll get a hard-on about once a month, but I fart 25 times a day. No thanks!”

I laughed until the tears sprinkled on this story! Press the sharing button and invite your friends to a good laugh today!