A promise is a promise, and if you break your word, then you had better be prepared to deal with the consequences.
The married man in this story made a deal with a woman and then went to bed with her. Then he decided to go back on his word, but he wasn’t ready for the payback that came next… in a hilarious way!
A married businessman noticed a beautiful 19 year old girl in the bar after work. The man didn’t think twice; he took off his wedding ring and put it in his pocket. He then walked up to her and turned on his charm.
After a few drinks together, he decided that it was time.
He said, “I just love talking to you. What do you say we continue this at your place?”
The woman replied, “Honey, I just so happen to be a call girl. I’d be happy to have fun with you tonight, but it will cost you $500.”
The married man thought that sounded terrific, so off they went. They rolled in the hay, and he had a great time. But before he left her place, he told her, “Damn, looks like I forgot to bring cash with me. No worries, I’ll have my secretary write you a check and mail it to you. She will mark the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT’.”
On the way to the office the next day, he regrets what he has done. Being a bit of a cheapskate and feeling a little bad for cheating on his wife, he has his secretary send a check for only $250 and encloses the following written note:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. Note that I am not sending the amount that we agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;
1) it had never been occupied;
2) there was plenty of heat;
and 3) it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.”
Don’t mess with this woman
The girl’s eyebrows shot up as she was reading the note, and she returned the check for $250 with the following note:
You’ve got some nerve! First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment like this to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.”
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