I have to admit that I’m not a big fan of the “punk” look.
It becomes a bit ridiculous when you try so hard to look different, that you end up looking the same as all your friends, complete with a spiked necklace and a mohawk haircut.
This story is about a young punk girl who gets uppity with an elderly man. I won’t reveal too much, but his comeback absolutely made my day.
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Many youngsters think that old people are harmless softies that can’t defend themselves. They don’t understand that with age, comes experience.
And experience is something that really comes in handy when you need a good comeback – this is one such story!
Don’t mess with the elderly
A daughter recalls:
I took my 70 year old dad to the mall the other day to buy a new pair of shoes. My dad may be old, but he’s still as clever as they come.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. As I started munching away, I noticed my dad was looking at a teenager sitting next to him.
She had spiked, multi-colored hair that was green, purple, and orange. Her clothes were a tattered mix of leather rags, her legs were bare and she was wearing worn-out shoes. Her entire face and body were riddled with pierced jewelry and her earrings were big, bright feathers.
The teenage girl blew a bubble gum bubble and popped it, all the while staring back at him. My dad raised an eyebrow at the girl.
Finally, the punk got self-conscious and barked at my dad, “What are you looking at you old fart… didn’t you ever do anything wild when you were young?”
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn’t choke on his response — I knew he would have a good one.
Without missing a beat, my dad replied, “Yeah, back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore and screwed a parrot… I thought maybe you were my daughter.”
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