Son asks dad about a big pack of condoms – dad's reply makes me double over laughing

Son asks dad about a big pack of condoms – dad’s reply makes me double over laughing

Almost every parent has had to face the tricky situation of having the “birds and the bees” talk with their kids. Many people find it a bit uncomfortable and awkward.

But it doesn’t have to be! The dad in this story sure took it in stride – with a hilarious twist at the end! I just couldn’t stop laughing!

One day, a father walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy gets curious about the strange items on the shelves. The boy asks, “What are these, dad?”


The father replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”

“Oh, I see,” replies the boy. “I’ve heard of those in health class at school. So that’s what they look like!”

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “But why are there 3 in this package?”

Dad reveals the truth

The father replies, “Those are for high school boys; one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”

The boy nods with a contemplative expression. He then notices a 6-pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”

“Those are for college men,” the father answers. “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”

“Wow!” the boy exclaims.

“Then who uses THESE?” the boy asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replies, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…”

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