Desperate times call for desperate measures, as we all know. But you should think twice before messing with your body – you know, cosmetic surgery and stuff like that. If you come to regret your decision in the future, there might be no going back.
This funny story is a priceless example of just that! The ending had me in stitches, and I just had to share it with you! Shared joy is double joy!
Lenny went to the doctor and told him that he was having trouble maintaining an erection. After a complete exam, the doctor told him:
“Well, I’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged, and will never heal.”
“And the good news?!?” Lenny asked, panic in his voice.
“Well, there’s an experimental treatment that might work, if you’re willing to take the risk. Now, this is going to sound strange, but we could implant muscle tissue from an elephant’s trunk in the penis.”
Lenny thought about it for a few minutes. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear.
He told the doctor, “Okay doc, as long as there’s no cruelty involved or adverse effect on the elephant, I’m willing to take the risk. Let’s do it!”
Soon after, the doctor and his team perform the operation. A few weeks after the surgery, he was given the green light to use his newly renovated equipment.
A changed man
As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his wife and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city.
She was leaning over the table in a low cut dress, and sure enough, he began to feel something growing between his legs. To release the pressure, he unzipped his fly.
Suddenly, his penis emerged from his pants, went to the top of the restaurant table, grabbed a dinner roll, and quickly retreated into his pants.
His wife was stunned at first. But then with a sly smile on her face, she said, “Wow Lenny! That was incredible. Can you do that again?”
With his eyes watering, he replied, “Maybe, but I’m not sure if I can take another dinner roll in the ass!”
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