The advent calendar for gin & tonic lovers is here
Fall is officially here! The streets are filled with beautiful fall colors and the air is chilly and fresh. Truly, a wonderful time to be alive. Summer is my favorite season but Fall’s beauty is ...
Jokes
Here’s the world’s largest turd – worth $39,000
Pooping, eating and sleeping are the basic functions of a human being, a very natural process. We put food in one end, use it as fuel to work, and waste comes out on the other ...
Dirty Joke: Nun and adult film actress meet in the cemetery
A male pornstar walks into a barbershop and sits down to get a haircut. On the chair next to him, a nun is having her hair done. While the barber is cutting his hair, he talks ...
Joke (fictional): 81-year-old is harassed by scary bikers, but takes a brutal revenge
An 81-year-old retiree was quietly waiting for his lunch at a small tavern in rural Nebraska, after parking his tractor outside. Suddenly 3 bikers enter the tavern. All of them were wearing leather jackets and ...
Psychiatrist asks Texan why he has a drinking problem, his strange explanation makes me double over
A Texan man went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem. He sat down on the couch in his office, and the psychiatrist asked him, “So, can you tell me the reason why ...
Teenage daughter claims she’s never been with a man, doctor’s clever reply makes mother faint
The funny fictitious story below is a hilarious example of just that, and I just had to share it with you. I can’t help but laugh at the doctor’s clever reply when the daughter says ...
Funny joke: Matthew is shamed by his boss in front of all the colleagues
This funny (and fictional) story is about a shy and young salesman from North Dakota. At first, I felt really sorry for the guy, but after reading the end I couldn’t stop laughing! So damn good – the ...
Husband is having an affair, but wife’s clever revenge makes regret everything
The letter “To my beloved husband, Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the ...
Teacher mocks boy’s faith in front of the class – student’s clever reply completely stumps her
6 year old Adam was attentively listening to his first grade teacher Ms. Smith talk about religion. Ms. Smith was not a believer, and did not intend on teaching any religion to any of her ...
Nurse promises not to laugh when he pulls down his pants, but what she sees makes her run away
A nurse asks a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown before getting examined by the doctor. “Uhh, in front of you?” he asked shyly. The nurse said, “Oh, don’t worry, I’ve ...