Larry makes a mean comment about his wife’s body, her incredible comeback leaves him speechless

Small gestures of affection are incredibly important in a relationship. Performing them on a regular basis will help keep the flame alive, even after dozens of years together.

You should also make sure that you and your partner are having fun together. If you only focus on what’s unfair and hard in life, then you’ll both experience a lot more frustration than you need to.

In this fictitious funny story, a grumpy man is having a really bad day. He takes out his frustration on his wife, but her comeback absolutely stuns him! Someone should get this woman a medal!

The last line made me laugh out loud, and I just had to share it with you. Funny stories like these can really put you in a good mood on a gray and cloudy day!

Larry had just gotten home from a terrible day at work. He walked into the bathroom, and was surprised to find his wife standing there, completely naked except for her panties.

She was happily inspecting herself in the mirror.

Grumpy reaction

He told her in an annoyed voice, “What are you doing in here? You’re in my way, I need to use the bathroom.”

She turned to him with a beaming smile and said, “Honey, you’re home! I went to the doctor today for my check-up, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25-year-old!”

“Is that right,” Larry said in a skeptical tone, “and what did he say about your 50 year old ass?”

She replied, “Frankly, dear, your name never came up.”

I think her reply was absolutely amazing! Now that’s what I call a comeback! Share if you agree!