Lewd joke: Neighbor asks the same strange perverted question every day

You won’t go far in life if you’re often lying to other people, or to yourself for that matter. Telling the truth is almost always better in the long run.

The man in this story did just that, and the result is downright hilarious!

A woman is at home, when she suddenly hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door, opens it and sees a man standing there.

He asks the lady, “Do you have a vagina?”

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door. It’s the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, “Do you have a vagina?”

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home, she tells him what has been happening for the last two days.

The truth comes out

The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, “Honey, I am taking the day off tomorrow, so I can be home in case this guy shows up again.”

The next morning they hear a knock at the door.

The husband whispers to the wife, “Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and just listen. If it is the same guy as before, I want you to answer yes to his question, because I want to a see where he’s going with this.”

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough, the same fellow is standing there.

Once again he asks, “Do you have a vagina?”

“Yes I do,” says the lady.

The man replies, “Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours!”

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