Lewd story: Reverend shows his manhood to young maid, but he wasn’t ready for her sudden reaction

Experiencing new and strange situations can be tricky, and it’s not always easy to know what to do and what to say. This dirty story is a hilarious example of just that!

On one spring day about 100 years ago, a reverend was welcoming a new maid to town. In order to help her get her bearings, he decided to take her on a tour around the parish.

He owned a strong and proud stallion, so he asked his farmhand to ready the horse and cart. Half an hour later, the reverend and his maid began their trip.

Disaster strikes

The parish was quite big, so they spent the whole day traveling. After a few hours, the sky clouded over, and soon rain began to pour down on them in the open cart.

Suddenly, with a loud BANG, a bolt of lightning struck the horse, who died instantly.

They both looked at the horse cadaver in dismay. There wasn’t anything they could do but to crawl under the cart and wait for the rain to stop falling.

For a while, they just lay there together on the ground under the cart. Then the reverend – who wasn’t used to being around women – started feeling strange and tingly. He realized that the maid was really quite pretty, and he felt himself getting warmer.

Unable to contain himself any longer, the reverend suddenly pulled out his manhood. He showed it to the maid and said, “Have you ever seen anything like this? This has the power to create life.”

The maid pursed her lips and said, “Great, then shove it up the horse’s butt – I’d like to get home sometime today…”

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