Wife comes home with new expensive jewelry every night, husband’s reply has me in stitches

Wife comes home with new expensive jewelry every night, husband’s reply has me in stitches

They say that laughter is the best medicine, and there seems to be some truth in that. The other day, I read about researchers saying that happier people live longer lives. That makes sense to me, so don’t forget to laugh and enjoy life!

A woman arrives home from work one evening. As she takes off her coat, her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace.

He asks his wife, “Honey, where did you get that necklace?”

She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”

The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing a sparkling diamond bracelet.

Her husband asks, “Honey, where did you get the bracelet?”

She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.

Brand new coat

The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing an expensive-looking mink coat.

He says, “I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?”

She replies, “Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”

Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub.

She yells to her husband, “HEY! There’s barely any water in the tub!”

He replies, “Well, I didn’t want you to get your raffle ticket wet.”

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