Dirty Joke: Boyfriend asks Rachel for a filthy favor

Everyone keeps secrets from their parents – no matter how close their relationship with them is.

Especially during the teenage years, it can be really embarrassing having your mom and dad witness your stupidity – you remember those mistakes forever.

This joke, an old classic, is a perfect example of that – I got such a terrific laugh! I hope you like it as well!

“Can’t you give me a blowjob?”

One late Saturday night, a young guy walks 18-year-old Rachel to her front door. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny.

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The alcohol they drank just minutes before, gave him a boost of confidence. With a smile on his face, he leans with his arm against the wall and says:

“So… How about a blowjob?”

Horrified, she replies, “Are you crazy? My parents might see us!”

He answers:

“Oh, come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” 

“No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?” She insists.

He continues, “Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”

Her: “No way, it’s too risky.”

The light turns on

The boyfriend is now super horny:

“Please… I love you so much!”

She answers with a sad voice: “I love you too, but I just can’t… I would never be able to look at my parents in the eyes again.”

“Please?..” the guy continues, now really desperate.

Out of the blue, the light on the door turns on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pajamas with messy hair.

In a sleepy voice, she says: “Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Or mom can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it. But for God’s sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom!”

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