Dirty joke: Joey makes a naughty proposition to a young waitress

It is our first summer since the pandemic. Thankfully, things seem to be better now, and we can enjoy some relatively normal holidays.

With the current state of the world, now is perhaps more important than ever to find different ways to cheer yourself up. One of my favorites is to share a funny story with friends and family.

Dirty jokes are usually childish, which makes them even more fun. Below is a story of exactly that kind—I hope you enjoy it!

Joey was sitting quietly at a bar drinking whisky. He then noticed that the bartender was a very sexy young lady.

Joey makes a bet

Puts $100 on the counter

She came over to him, and they engaged in flirty small talk. Joey then decided to challenge the sexy bartender.

“I need to go to the toilet,” he said before proposing a wager.

“I bet you $100 that I can keep an eye on the drink while I’m away.”

Joey put a $100 bill on the counter. The bartender knew that the toilet was way too far for him to be able to look at the drink from there, so she agreed to the bet.

Then Joey pulled out his fake eye from the socket, laid it next to the glass, and went to the toilet.

Joey bets another $100

The bartender stood with her mouth wide open when Joey returned.

“Now that, I didn’t expect,” the bartender said as she laid the money on Joey’s hand.

“How about this?” Joey asked. “I bet you another hundred that I can bite my other eye.”

Now the young woman knows the man can see her and doesn’t have two artificial eyes. So again, she said, “You’re on,” and put another hundred on the bar counter.

“A chance to win everything back”

Then, Joey removed his false dentures and gently pressed them against his good eye. As he was grabbing the money, he showed a pretty cheeky smile and decided to give the sexy bartender one last chance.

“I’ll give you a chance to win back the two hundred you lost. I bet I can make love to you so gently that you won’t feel a thing.”

It sounded practically impossible, the bartender thought, so she led Joey into the staff room behind the bar and pulled up her skirt, after which the man went to work. After a while, the bartender laughed.

“Ha ha! I clearly felt that!”

“Well, that’s life. Sometimes you win, and sometimes you lose.”

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