Dirty jokes are an ancient tradition. It is difficult to say precisely when the first one was told. Still, most of us start hearing them early in our lives, leaving us in charge of passing them on to future generations.
A decent dirty joke will always cheer people up and is perfect to share, during the summer afternoons, with your loved ones.
Today, we have a really good one. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did, sharing it around the office!
John was a happy guy who had a free Friday afternoon from work. So he decided to celebrate with a visit to the local bar.
He was quite popular in the area and kindly known by most people. Even the pretty ladies often sent flirty looks in John’s direction.
Confident, he stepped into the bar and greeted the guests, who happily welcomed him with their glasses raised high.
His head was pounding
It was a long and crazy night for John. He got drunk to the point of blacking out.
When he woke up in the morning, he had a massive headache, and his mouth felt like a desert. John sat in bed and tried to remember what he’d done yesterday but couldn’t recall anything past the first couple of hours.
However, he noticed that he was naked, and when John looked down, he got the shock of his life.
John was scared shitless
Around his penis, he saw a red and a brown ring. John immediately felt lightheaded. He did not know what those two rings were doing around his shaft.
After being scared shitless thinking about the worst case scenario, John rushed to the hospital to get examined.
Where in the world did the rings come from?
Showed the snot to the doctor
Once inside the doctor’s, John had to pull down his trousers and show his manhood to the doctor.
“Mhmm‚ mhmm,” the doctor hummed.
“What, what does that mean!?” John asked nervously.
“Well John, I’ve got good news and bad news. Which one do you want first?”
“Give me the good news first doc.”
“The red ring is lipstick,” the doctor said calmly.
“Oooh, wow, all right! So I got a blowjob yesterday.” John smiled proudly. “Thank god, but what’s the bad news?”
The doctor chuckled and said:
“The brown ring is Copenhagen.”
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