To live a longer life, exercise and a healthy diet are the first things that come to mind. However, another vital ingredient for a long and happy existence is laughing.
I try to laugh as often as possible. Even hard days feel a little lighter when you share a laugh with your loved ones.
Usually, I find very cliché jokes—like blondes being stupid, not that funny. Still, the one below actually made me laugh out loud. I hope you also enjoy it!
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down the window.
“What is a license?”
The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! No older than 19, Blue eyes, blonde, big breasts, and long legs.
“I’ve pulled you over for speeding, Ma’am. Could I see your driver’s license?”
“What’s a license?” replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
“It’s usually in your wallet or purse,” replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the blonde managed to find it.
“Now may I see your registration?” asked the cop.
“Registration….. what’s that….?” asked the blonde.
“It’s usually in your glove compartment,” said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
“I’ll be back in a minute.” said the cop and walked back to his car.
“Drop your pants”
The officer called dispatch to run a check on the woman’s license and registration.
After a few moments, the dispatcher said, “Ummm… is this woman driving a red sports car?”
“Yes.” replied the officer.
“Is she a drop-dead gorgeous blonde?” asked the dispatcher.
“Uh… yes.” replied the cop.
“Here’s what you do,” said the dispatcher. “Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants.”
“What? I can’t do that. It’s… inappropriate.” exclaimed the cop.
“Trust me. Just do it.” insisted the dispatcher.
So the cop returns to the car, gives back the license and registration, then drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.
The blonde looks down and sighs, “Ohh no… not another breathalyzer……”
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