Roy sees neighbor running nude wearing only a condom on his johnson – his reply is priceless

Roy sees neighbor running nude wearing only a condom on his johnson – his reply is priceless

People cheating on their partners is a bad thing which shouldn’t be encouraged, but it’s been a recurring theme in funny stories over the years. And I think that’s great – we need to be able to laugh and make fun of forbidden and taboo subjects.

Earlier today, I came upon a funny story on this subject. The ending me laugh like a maniac – and when my colleagues came over to see what was up, they doubled over laughing when I told it to them!

I just had to share it with you – I hope it makes your day, as it did mine!

Mark was having an affair with his neighbor’s wife. He would often pop over for steamy bedroom sessions while Roy – the wife’s husband – was at work. One rainy day, while in bed with Mark, the wife hears her husband’s car pull into the driveway.

She yells at her lover, “Oh no! Quick! Grab your clothes and jump out of the window. My husband has come home early!”

Mark looked out the window and exclaimed, “But it’s raining like hell out there!”

She replied, “Don’t argue! If Roy finds you here, he’ll kill us both!”

The escape

So Mark grabs his clothes and jumps out of the window naked. A group of marathon runners were just passing by, so he decides to run along with them, carrying his clothes on his arm.

Curious, one of the runners looked him up and down and asked him, “Do you always run with no clothes on?”

Gasping for air, Mark answered, “Oh yes, it feels so free having the wind blow over your skin.”

Another runner then asked the nude man, “Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?”

Now breathlessly, the nude man replied, “Oh yes. That way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”

The runner then asked, “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”

The nude man replied, “Only when it’s raining!”

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