79 year old man gets a dirty offer from 19 year old girl – his perfect reply has me in stitches

We’ve all been in unexpected situations where we had absolutely no idea what to do next. The key is to stay calm and keep both feet on the ground. This is doubly true if the situation is lewd or racy – it’s easy to get nervous, flustered and lose your tongue.

That certainly wasn’t the case for the old man in this story! He got a dirty offer from a beautiful young girl, and he handled the situation in a very interesting way. Pass this story on if you loved what he did next!

John, a down-to-earth 79 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly, a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.

The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices him looking, and approaches him.

Before old John has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes, smiles a wicked smile and says to him in a sultry tone:
“I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams.”

Moves closer

She pauses, moves closer and whispers in his ear, “It doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want 100 dollars, and there’s another condition.”

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, he asks her what her condition is.

She replies, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

John takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 ten-dollar bills in her outstretched hand.

He then looks her square in the eye, and says slowly and clearly:
“Paint my house.”

Now that’s what I call a comeback! SHARE if you liked the old man’s reply!