Glorious payback One morning while making breakfast, Leonard walked up to his wife, pinched her on her butt and said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your belts.” While ...
A woman came home and told his husband, “Honey, you know that headache that’s been bothering me all these years? I’m finally cured!” “Cured?” the man asked, “How did that happen?” “My friend Johanna recommended ...
We’ve compiled 21 unbelievable complaints that travel agencies and tour operators have received from New Yorkers. I can’t stop laughing when I read these! This is crazy! 1. “We went on holiday to Spain and ...
A young couple in love had just gotten married. On their wedding night, the young bride told her eager husband that she wanted $20 for their first love-making encounter. The husband had already stripped down ...
This funny story is about a parking attendant who is faced with an unusual situation, and his solution is absolutely ingenious. The last line made me laugh out loud! A parking attendant is writing a ...
Larry had just gotten home from a terrible day at work. He walked into the bathroom, and was surprised to find his wife standing there, completely naked except for her panties. She was happily inspecting ...
The test See how fast you can guess the words and fill in the blank spaces. 1. F_ _K 2. _ _NDOM 3. P_N_S 4. PU_S_ 5. S_X 6. BOO_S Answers: 1. FORK 2. ...
On one spring day about 100 years ago, a reverend was welcoming a new maid to town. In order to help her get her bearings, he decided to take her on a tour around the ...
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, ...
Lena was a second grade teacher in a small Kansas City school. Today, she had been teaching her students about the different days, months and years, and how they all fit together. As the end ...