Funny story: Husband reveals to his wife what he would do if she passed away

Talk about far-fetched “what if” scenarios with your partner is almost never a good idea; someone is bound to get hurt over things that might never even happen.

But sometimes, talking about these things can have absolutely hilarious consequences – and this story is a perfect example of just that.

The last line had me in stitches! If you liked the story, feel free to pass it on!

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed, each reading a book. Suddenly the wife closes her book, looks over at her husband and asks a sensitive question.

WIFE: “John, what would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”

HUSBAND: “What? Of course not!”

WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”

HUSBAND: “Well, of course I do.”

WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”

HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”

WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”

HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”

Things get intense

WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”

HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”

WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”

HUSBAND: “Probably, it’s almost new.”

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”

WIFE: “Would you give her my jewelry?”

HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”

WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?”

HUSBAND: “Sure, golfing together is always fun.”

WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?”

HUSBAND: “Of course not, she’s left-handed.”

WIFE: — silence —

HUSBAND: “Shit.”

She sure got him there! SHARE if you laughed!