Talk about far-fetched “what if” scenarios with your partner is almost never a good idea; someone is bound to get hurt over things that might never even happen.
But sometimes, talking about these things can have absolutely hilarious consequences – and this story is a perfect example of just that.
The last line had me in stitches! If you liked the story, feel free to pass it on!
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed, each reading a book. Suddenly the wife closes her book, looks over at her husband and asks a sensitive question.
WIFE: “John, what would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “What? Of course not!”
WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Well, of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
Things get intense
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it’s almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would you give her my jewelry?”
HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, golfing together is always fun.”
WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?”
HUSBAND: “Of course not, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE: — silence —
She sure got him there! SHARE if you laughed!