Dirty joke: Soldier hides under beautiful nun’s skirt

Dirty joke: Soldier hides under beautiful nun’s skirt

Everyone has different opinions about military service and how best to protect the country. That makes sense to me, everyone wants to be safe, but we don’t always agree on how to achieve that.

What I do know is that I probably wouldn’t be brave enough to serve. I did do a short stint of military service, but that was decades ago now. It was actually pretty fun – but then again, we never had to leave the country and do any actual fighting. I made several friends there that I still keep in touch with to this day.

This funny story is about just that. The ending had me in stitches, and I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is double joy!

A young soldier with panic in his eyes ran up to a beautiful nun.

Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, Sister? I’ll explain later.”

The friendly nun nodded and let the man crawl in under her skirt.

A moment later, a couple of Military Police ran up to the nun and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier around here?”

She pointed away and replied, “He went that way.”

Under the skirt

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt. He smiled at her and said, “I can’t thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to some foreign country and shoot people.”

The nun nodded and said, “I understand completely.”

The soldier hesitated for a moment, but then added, “I hope I’m not being rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”

The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to war either!”

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