Man shoves a 7 inch bottle up his butt – trying to scratch his ass

One of the worst feelings in the world is when you have a terrible itch, somewhere you can’t reach. It’s nightmare material I tell you.

A man from China got a little too desperate while trying to ease an itch inside his rectum. Having a bottle as the longest tool available, according to his own statement, he attempted to use it to scratch the irritation.

It went… pretty far in.

While trying to calm an unbearable itch inside his butt, something took over this 60-year-old man – who remains anonymous – and he lost his mind. Resulting in him shoving a beer bottle up his anus.

A surprise for the doctors

When the man arrived at Dongguan Hospital, he was complaining of stomach pains, claiming he had no idea what was causing them. It didn’t take long for the doctors to find out the shocking truth behind his pains.

According to Ladbible, Doctor Lin Jun said that they found the culprit around 2 inches inside the man anus.

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It was not a small thing either – a 7-inch long bottle somehow made its way into the man’s anal cavity.

“The patient told me: ‘My abdomen hurts. There’s something inside. I can’t poo or fart.’

“The entire glass bottle was inside his rectum. I could feel the bottle under his abdomen.” Lin Jun told the local media.

There has to be a better solution

The patient’s explanation didn’t convince the doctor.

“He said his anus was itching. He said: ‘I was very uncomfortable, so I bought a bottle of Florida Water and began scratching the itch. Then the bottle accidentally went up my rectum,” the doctor added.

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He also points out that there are significantly more effective ways to deal with irritation in this region.

“It’s better to seek medical attention and let a doctor help you than attempt to resolve similar conditions by buying tools and such things,” Lin Jun concluded.

After a quick procedure, the doctors removed the bottle from the man without issues, and he got away with this little “adventure” unharmed. And even better: the itch is gone!

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